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 Post subject: Re: Vicevi,šale..
PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2008 10:17 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Vicevi,šale..
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 Post subject: Re: Vicevi,šale..
PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 6:56 pm 
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Unuk: Bako, bako, izmiksaj mi šlag!
Baka: Šššššššššššllšlllag!

U gluho doba noći dopratio mladić Mujinu kćerku do nebodera.
Stali oni pred haustor da se malo odmore. Stoje oni tako pa se mladić onako mačo podboči i osloni na neboder te reče:
"De bona, hajd‘ ga malo popuši, majke ti!"
"Šta ti je? More neko naići!"
"Ma, dušo moja, brzo ćemo."
"Ma more naić‘ neko od komšije pa će vidit, reći mom babi i puknut će bruka", odgovori cura.
"Ma joooj..., hajd‘ bona, znaš ti mene, začas ću, za sekundu", nastavlja on.
"Ma nemoj me..., rekla sam ti da neću sade!!!", vikne cura.
"Medu moj, znaš da te jako volim...", i dalje moli mladić.
Uto se otvore vrata od haustora nebodera i pojavi se Mujina mlađa kćerka u spavaćici, sva raščupana i krmeljava, te kaže: "Rek‘o mi je babo da vam kažem ovako: Jel‘ da mu ga ti popušiš, jel da mu ga ja popušim, jel da sačeka da nam mati dođe iz noćne smjene pa da mu ga ona popuši, samo brate, nek‘ skine više ruku s tog interfona!"

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 Post subject: Re: Vicevi,šale..
PostPosted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 7:07 pm 
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^to je samo usmena verzija moje omiljene reklame za mastercard [ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90VWp6G5xFw ]

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 Post subject: Re: Vicevi,šale..
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edit: reklama je još bolja :lol:

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